GoinRoje's definitions

myoochoobatooch

noun. an occasion where two people "mutual" (exchange work tours,) then one of them takes an excused absence.
verb. the act of taking part in or requesting such an occasion.

"He's going to take a myoochoobatooch."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

aysa-hole

noun. a person whose behavior is so selfish, vulgar and disturbing as to mark them as being far beyond the definition of merely being an asshole.

"What.. an Aysa-HOLE! That guy parked his Cadillac Douchecalade across two handicapped spots!"

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

Douchecalade

noun. The premiere vehicle for selfish douchebags. These are usually observed tailgating schoolbuses, driving in bus lanes and occupying fire lanes and handicapped spots while the non-handicapped driver emerges wearing socks and sandals and shuffles to get an energy drink or some vape cartridges.

"Oh, LOOK! That Douchecalade just drove up a street the wrong way to avoid a light. Shocker."

by GoinRoje July 1, 2021

cumbleet

verb. To finish ejaculating in the most ball-draining manner until not a drop of semen remains.

"He cumbleeted onto her funbags until he was totally empty."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

mufftarkin

noun. A person, possibly a friend or ex-friend, who completely blows up your chances of entering a vagina, causing millions of sperm voices to suddenly cry out in terror and suddenly become silent.

"I would have tapped that if mufftarkin over here didn't tell her about the time I sharted myself in the gym."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

wormurgency

noun. A serious urination emergency where the penis has turtledheaded inside of itself requiring swift action to correct.

"After he came inside from the extreme cold, he practically pissed himself during his wormurgency."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021

weaquels

noun. Any of the Star Wars prequels or sequels, numbered Episodes 1 - 3 and 7 - 9. These movies proved that George Lucas had lost touch with the franchise, become a soulless hack and passed the torch to deficient assheads to figuratively rape and murder a beloved intellectual property.

"I think there a tiny bits of the weaquels that are cool, but overall they're a collection of poorly written trash. They stink worse than I imagine Rancor diarrhea would. I think by far the worst scene is when Luke drinks blue tiddie milk right from the source."

by GoinRoje December 11, 2021