Goatacolypse's definitions

Shine on

To pretend you like something or someone when you really don't.

That waitress kept calling me sweetie... Oh that shine on is just for a better tip

by Goatacolypse July 21, 2023

Jimmy

A name so cool James wants it

Hi I'm Jimmy

*narrows eyes* Are you sure?
No I'm really a James. *frowny face*

by Goatacolypse April 9, 2022

HateFuck

When some dude thinks of another dude that he thinks fucked you while fucking you.

That paranoid hatefuck doesn't think men and women can be just friends.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Woat

Woat: When someone is about to say; "What" and accidentally belches when saying it.

Bat-Dad: Stan it's pronounced(Randy hits Bat-Dad in the stomach) "woat".

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024