GerthPaul's definitions

stanktocks

A horrific smelling buttocks, that can usually be detected from a distance. Sometimes can be drippy and produce a lot of excess fluids.

After he ate Taco Bell, you could immediately smell his stanktocks from a mile away.

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

squelchtocks

Unusually liquidy diarrhea, usually accompanied by a series of wet farts.

After eating that Indian food, I had SquelchTocks for 45 minutes!

by GerthPaul March 23, 2016

dicktime

An exclamation of excitement or suprise.

When We saw that girls ass spilling out of her trousers, the guys all screamed “dicktime!”
When my boy Rupi said we were getting Brazilians I straight up said dicktime.

by GerthPaul January 8, 2020

dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

crüel

Synonym to “cool” mostly spoken in the Bay Area and surrounding cities.

Yo he crüel but he kinda a smearhead.

Rotilius told all his boys that the blowbang was super crüel and litty AF.

After the chicks were done pegging the homeboys all the dudes went straight sicco mode and said they felt crüel AF.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

butt stench cove

A mythological place where BBW guys go to perform rituals and do simultaneous chants.

The Seventh Annual BBW Guys Ball took place again at Butt Stench Cove this year. From miles away you could smell their filthy buttocks and hear them simultaneously chanting at the same time.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020