Geoooooooo's definitions

mum truck

Also called Chelsea Tractor 4 by 4 SUV. An obese squarish collection of green house gases on wheels rich idiot mothers use but darent ever take off road for fear they will smudge their tested on animals make up. A typical mum truck is about 10 meters tall, takes up all available lanes and as much of the car park as mum thinks she's rich enough to deserve. it has enough room in it for about 20 normal people but usually contains just fat little Reginald and Emelia on their way to independant schools.

So Ok it may do 50 GALLONS per MILE but do you really expect me to WALK like... eaurgh... COMMON people.

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

snazzmobile

any luxurious, fast, expensive, sometimes unidentified but most importantly unusual car.

A) Wow! what was that?
B) I don't know but it was certainly a snazzmobile

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

chav gang

A chav gang typically consists of a bunch of about 15 identicle 8-11 year olds and one socially retarded 18-30 year old who is unable to relate to people his own age. All dressed in the same chav labels from head to toe and baseball caps pushed up to a useless angle. Main activities include throwing things, smashing things and shouting random chav incomprehensible gibberish that they think is funny but is actually exactly the same phrase as every chav has ever yelled at passers by.

Older Chav: Ya Fuckin SSSiufdfsj dkldsfdsjk Blurrrrrr mate!
Passers by: Sorry?
Chav kid to Older chav: Fuckin dsooirn hfiu Him!!
Passer by: Sorry what are you saying?
The chavs are at this point frustrated that they've now exhausted their vocabulary so they head butt the passer by instead

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

daily mail

Newspaper read by retards with a completely upside down world view who seem to find no inconsistency that they like the royal family but accuse immigrants of being freeloaders draining tax payers money. Who think Rich people's SUV-buying money is better where it is than giving asylum seekers a chance of a future or supporting sick people through the NHS. The daily mail's high readership and its poisonous influence on people's brains is the reason so many "populist" policies that the bloody tories love are hateful intollerent, unfair policies that make class divisions and suffering greater.

Daily Mail Reader: Oi DUH... Read this... DUHHH... Asylem seekers bad... DUHHHH... gypsys bad..DUHHHHH. People with funny skin colour bad... DUHHH... Thankyou Daily Mail! You stop My Brain hurting! Maybe asylum seekers why my brain hurt!!! Kill them all!!!!!

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

rat tail

One of the few hair styles that is still truly individualist since so many guys have long hair, mohicans, shaved patterns, funny colours etc these days. I have one and NO it does not MAKE me a sodding redneck, German, 80s relic etc.

Your the only guy I've met with a hair do quite like that

by Geoooooooo March 24, 2005

tha

Northern English for informal "You"

"Tha "thas" them that "thas" thee, lad"

by Geoooooooo March 25, 2005

rudeness

A short way of saying you have offended me in a light hearted way typically repeated about 5000 times in capital letters as almost the only word in an email when the person doesn't reply to your last email.

OI! RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS RUDENESS I still haven't had a reply to your last email.

by Geoooooooo March 25, 2005