Garlic_'s definitions

garlic_

A self promoting speedrunner

Garlic_ got a new WR in Seterra.

by Garlic_ November 30, 2020

Garlic_

Garlic_ is a youtuber who promotes themselves via urbandictionary.com

Hey look, Garlic_ is here.

by Garlic_ December 7, 2020

Shitty Garlic

It is an onion. That is all.

Why are you eating Shitty Garlic?

by Garlic_ December 8, 2020

M'l-lady

Failing to say M'lady after tipping your fedora because you have a stutter.

*tips Fedora* M'l-lady

by Garlic_ December 8, 2020

Castrate

Removing very special pearls and (maybe) a special stick from a man.

"He managed to castrate me, even though the knife was blunt."

by Garlic_ December 9, 2020

Nigger

A commonly made typo when looking up a country or river in Africa.

"Oh shit, I typed nigger, not Niger! I am gonna get jumped!"

by Garlic_ December 11, 2020

adgjlsfhkqetuowryipzcbmxvn

Holy shit, how fucking bored are you?

First I was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, then qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, eventually I went so far down the rabbit hole as to type "adgjlsfhkqetuowryipzcbmxvn".

by Garlic_ April 14, 2021