Garfibromyalgia's definitions

Bruhgasm

An orgasm so low-quality that afterwards, you can only think "bruh."

Guy 1: Had an absolute bruhgasm last night.
Guy 2: Bruh that's sad

by Garfibromyalgia July 28, 2020

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

Mobius Double Reacharound

When two males stand facing away from each other while using their right hand to jack each other off and their left hand to finger each other's assholes.

I walked in on Dave and Hank during their Mobius Double Reacharound last night, it was a sight that I will never forget.

by Garfibromyalgia December 24, 2022

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 21, 2021

Clown Meat

It tastes funny

Had some Clown Meat the other day, tasted funny as always

by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021

Hampter

A strange or unusual looking hamster.

Saw a hampter at the local pet shop today.

by Garfibromyalgia May 10, 2021

Damn That's Crazy

The shit you say when you don't got any shit to say.

Guy 1: "And then she smiled and winked at me!"
Guy 2: "Damn that's crazy."

by Garfibromyalgia July 24, 2022