FuzzyDanglers's definitions

Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017

Magic: The Gathering

A card game designed to provide entertainment for furries and neckbeards. May cause social retardation and erectile disfunction

Nerd: Wanna play Magic: The Gathering this Friday ?
Other nerd: Thanks but I'll be busy jacking off to anime

by FuzzyDanglers February 26, 2019

Aqua Prophylactic

A condom filled with water for the purpose of lobbing at your friends and family

Person 1: What was that satisfying plonking sound I heard from the other room ?
Person 2: Just threw an aqua prophylactic at Donnie's face
Person 1: Dude...

by FuzzyDanglers February 27, 2019

Bevvies

Shorthand for beverages of the alcoholic variety

Tom: Dazza how many bevvies we having on Friday
Dazza: Dunno but the thot I wake up with the next day better not be too ferrel

by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

Vodka Pong

A party game played by spirit guys who would be playing regular beer pong if they weren't school kids who dislike the taste of beer. Can lead to serious intoxication and vomit glazed furniture

Host: Wanna play beer pong dude ?
Party virgin: Beer tastes funny, I'm sure it would work with vodka
Guardian Angel: No vodka pong dickhead!

by FuzzyDanglers February 28, 2019

Nouche

Derogatory term combining noob and douche. Only mildly insulting but makes up for it with annoyance

Dude 1: Why do my edgy Urban Dictionary words never get published
Dude 2: Because you're a fucking nouche

by FuzzyDanglers May 23, 2018

Duel Emission

The act of urinating and defecating simultaneously. Can lead to shame for the participant due to the disturbingly pleasurable tingling sensation it tends to cause

Person 1: Had a duel emission the other day
Person 2: Dude you don't need to announce it

Person 1: It don't count as coprophilia I promise

by FuzzyDanglers September 3, 2017