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Golden Retriever

A Golden Retriever is a dog.

Golden Retriever is also known as a blond girls pussy.

Pussy hair or pubic hair that is golden, yellow or blond.
Kate showed Glenn her golden retriever while Glenn showed Kate his fire crotch.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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cult whore

Somebody who is addicted to joining cults or going to alternative religous movements.
Angelika for fucks sake! Stop being a cult whore!

That cult whore Angelika brought her own golden calf to church and asked others to worship it. I was shocked to see Glenn bowing to it, but at the same time I knew Glenn was a bigger cult whore than Angelika!
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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slave to cock

Slave to cock is somebody who can't stop sucking cock!
Brian is a slave to cock!!!

"Holy cow I know!" "Every time I go over there Brian is either raving about sucking cock or has a cock in his mouth."

Like totally, he even has a mould of Muhammad's cock that he takes to bed like a teddybear!
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.
Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.
by Friday13 September 6, 2010
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cheap drunk

When somebody has a few drinks at a party and ends up in the back room having sex with random guys.
I can't believe Sisi is in the back room on a crate waiting to have sex with a group of guys

That's nasty Jerry! Sisi is a cheap drunk!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
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lemon pie

When a lesbian has dried up piss around her cunt.
You oughta wash your cunt Kirstie, that's one nasty lemon pie u got!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
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Anal Queen

When a guy or girl has anal sex day and night.

To have anal sex more than 7 times a week.
Brian was a total anal queen. Brian just loved Texan cock and was a total arse bandit!
by Friday13 August 6, 2010
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