FresnoNightcrawler's definitions

Shrektify

to rectify something by making it Shrek-related.

I felt the need to shrektify my friend's birthday party by installing Shrek paper plates.

by FresnoNightcrawler June 21, 2019

One-hit Blunder

When an artist is recognized for only one song, and that song failed in the sense that it's only enjoyed ironically or as a torture device

Rick Astley, Smash Mouth, and Darude could each be considered a one-hit blunder

by FresnoNightcrawler June 25, 2019

FOMO

A few things:
-Fear of missing out
-Fear of missed opportunities
-Fear of maniacal overlords
-Fear of massive obliteration

I watch the news to quell my fomo, only for it to bring forth every other kind of fomo.

by FresnoNightcrawler June 19, 2019

hydro-flasking

the process of covering something in an obnoxious array of stickers

After I put the tape over my webcam, I got carried away and started hydro-flasking my entire laptop.

by FresnoNightcrawler March 14, 2019

Yeeted

The true past tense of yeet. I know it's uninspired, but it makes the most sense.

If the past tense of fleet is fleeted, the past tense of yeet is yeeted.

by FresnoNightcrawler August 8, 2018

Froke

The past tense of freak

You froke me out.

by FresnoNightcrawler October 5, 2018