Foodinator's definitions

PNAS

Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a prestigious scientific journal with an extremely unfortunate acronym.

Scientist #1: Hey, could I take a look at your PNAS?
Scientist #2: Sure, as long as it's for science. <unzips pants and whips it out>
Scientist #1: GOD NO WHY I meant your Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences!
Scientist #2: Oh, ok, sorry. Huh, that's the tenth time that's happened this week.

by Foodinator November 6, 2013

motorcycle

A thrilling, energy-efficient mode of transportation that many people consider "too dangerous", mainly because these people drive a 3-ton SUV while texting.

SUV driver: <texting> OMG LOL grumpy cat is SOO HILAR-
*THUMP*
SUV driver: OMG what was that??
<sees dead motorcyclist in rear view mirror>
SUV driver: Serves him right he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle they're sooo dangerous, LOL!!!!

by Foodinator December 2, 2015

foodie

A person who enjoys eating food, unlike everyone else, who hates food, thinks it's disgusting, and would never consider eating it.

Person #1: I'm a foodie, I love eating food!
Person #2: Wow, you're so unique. I hate food and wouldn't eat it even if I had to to stay alive.

by Foodinator August 20, 2013

honking

How you let everyone around you know that you are driving a motor vehicle in NYC.

Every car in NYC: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!!!!
Me: Yes we get it you're in car in NYC, now SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP HONKING FOR NO REASON.

by Foodinator August 20, 2013