Flat.Turd's definitions

Woke

What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called

I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me

by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Remtard

People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,

Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard

by Flat.Turd October 6, 2019

Flacts

Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact

"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"

by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020

ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

stupidels

When stupid people group up and share opinions/beliefs as fact

That guy said the earth is flat....
He's one of the stupidels

by Flat.Turd June 7, 2020

Edutarded

Being "edutarded" is when youre taught something retarded, ie flattardia theory, young earth, fake space, chemtrails etc...

Every social media conspirtardary theorist has been edutarded by YouTube videos, blogs and memes

by Flat.Turd July 29, 2020