FilthyMan69's definitions

Grainy Surprise

When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.

She yelped like a chihuahua when I gave her a Grainy Surprise.

by FilthyMan69 April 20, 2006

Walk of Shame

When you blow a load on a girls back after fucking her doggystyle and refuse to help her clean it off so she is forced to walk awkwardly to the bathroom to clean it herself.

Bro, I totally gave Brittney the walk of shame treatment last night and laughed my ass off while she hobbled to the bathroom to clean up.

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

Wikipidiot

Someone who loves to sit at a computer and read random articles on Wikipedia.com

Dave: "Hey is Josh coming out tonight?"

Shawn: "Aw Fuck him. He doesn't leave his house anymore because he's such a wikipidiot.

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

DJ Diddling

When a girl is rubbing her pussy and it resembles a DJ scratching records.

Bro I was watching this porno yesterday and this broad was straight DJ Diddling herself soooo hard.

by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007

tight right there

An extension of the word tight, meaning something that is really good, but much much better.

Man that shit is tight right there!

by FilthyMan69 December 8, 2007

dangder

When you know you straight fucked a ho like she ain't never been slammed before.

"Hey what you end up doing with that girl last night?"

"Bro I straight dangder!"

by FilthyMan69 January 3, 2008