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A sex act where a male human puts his throbbing erectile unit into a cow and then produces an orgasm. The cow then loses control of it's bowels, pooping on the man and giving him the appearance of a hairy Minotaur.
Bestiality Bob: Hey dude, want to go to Old Man Smith's farm and do a double Minotaur Mingle?
Unwilling Friend: no
Unwilling Friend: no
by FartFucker69 August 12, 2014
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Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.
by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014
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Bullying Bill: Did you see that cockmongler with autism? He looks like hes got Clownititis!
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
Laughing Larry: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! Faggot.
by FartFucker69 August 15, 2014
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Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Often used by people who want to describe one of the above three while not being too descriptive to avoid disgusting people near them.
Bob: Brah, Jenny and Brad are doing the nasties in their bedroom!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!
Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.
Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
Many others: GET THE BINOCULARS!
Gabe: I caught my brother doing the nasties alone in his room yesterday.
Gabe: Holy shit! My brothers looking at the nasties again!
by FartFucker69 August 21, 2014
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Get the Horizontal Mumbo mug.An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.
Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!
Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.
by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019
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If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!
by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017
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