FactRzerO's definitions

slaptop

A laptop that gets hotter than hot on your lap when you slap it while watching porn.

Ooh damn, money shot is coming up. I'm ready! Go away mom, I'm busy! Wireless rules..

by FactRzerO May 3, 2005

sporange

Sperm and piss mixed together. That sticky release you get just after doing the deed and leaking the lizzard. Merky yellow goodness.

Dude, after I banged Latisha I had some seriously sticky sporange hanging off my rod.

by FactRzerO May 13, 2005

floorch

When someone farts and they didn't quite know it was going to end up on the floor.

"Hey guys, listen to this one! *splash* oh CRAP!"

by FactRzerO June 27, 2003

claff

One who acts with increasing stupidity and doesn't realise it.

One who is so incredibly stupid and needs more than a clue to get back to reality.

Ben is a total claff. Someone needs to check him. check

by FactRzerO July 3, 2003

ejaculicious

When you see something that is so damn fiine-it gets you off. Perhaps even by accident.

DAIMN, Shaquana looks supah Ejaculicious today yo. I'm 'bout to bust a fat-ass nut up in these here droors.

by FactRzerO July 9, 2003

BSF

How low do you hang?
Ball Sag Factor

How's the BSF today?

by FactRzerO August 1, 2003

Patootoo

A very cute woman noticed that probably has an equally cute vagina.

Woah, now that's a sweet-looking patootoo!

by FactRzerO November 7, 2003