FARTHAMMER's definitions

aggressive inline skating

The faggiest sport ever! Gayer than a no hands bobbing for footlongs in chilli contest using only you buttcheeks. Gayer than Bieber. Also known as fruitbooting.

Don't be a Fag and fruitboot. Aggressive inline skating is for homos like Justin Bieber.

by FARTHAMMER December 2, 2013

Latvian Locomotive

You start with a dutch rudder then just add more dudes for the Latvian Locomotive. You can have an endless number of dudes and dicks.

A friend and I were doing a dutch rudder when another friend decided he needed in on it. So we formed a Latvian Locomotive.

by FARTHAMMER July 28, 2023

Balloony Poony

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.

We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.

by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021