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When a person spends more of their free time masturbating and drinking alcoholic bevereages than any other hobby or activity they are defined as being a 'masturcoholist'.
John's constant visits to pornhub combined with his drinking habits really makes me think that he suffers from masturcoholism.
by Evilpanda January 31, 2014
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