EvanKnish's definitions

depressway

An expressway or highway that always has a lot of traffic, and you become depressed sitting in it all the tiem.

I got stuck on the Staten Island Depressway

by EvanKnish June 8, 2019

gahnta

Pittsburgh slang for "going to" or "gonna." Made popular by Yinzer and Steelers fan UrinatingTree.

UrinatingTree: "STILLERS GAHNTA SUPER BOWL"

by EvanKnish December 31, 2023

trashportation

Public transportation that sucks and is trash

I take public trashportation to work

by EvanKnish January 21, 2024

frenu

Short for friend menu. A roster of rich people you've befriended solely for the purpose of getting free services out of them

I'm only friends with Dave because he's a rich stock broker who pays for my dinner. He's on my frenu

by EvanKnish December 9, 2023

thaxicab

A cabinet with a hidden camera or cameras disguised within it. Named after Impractical Jokers artist Will Thaxton. Thaxi-cab

We installed thaxicabs in the kitchen to record our victims

by EvanKnish September 13, 2023

teenis

A tennis class consisting of teenagers

Murr: I taught a tennis class full of teenagers. I called it teenis.

by EvanKnish November 25, 2021

dinkler

The name of a tongue which comes out of your nose. Coined by Gaten Matarazzo on the Ridiculousness episode "Scarediculousness"

Rob Dyrdek: What you just witnessed is one of the world's very first dinklers.

by EvanKnish December 14, 2020