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Portarlington

Probably one of the most inbred towns in Victoria, Australia on the outskirts of Geelong (because there's only one I in Portarlington and many locals are pretty old and stereotypically toothless).
Lynette: Do you like living in Portarlington?
Evan: Hell no! It's where all the inbreds live.
Lynette: Facts. You're not a local unless you were born under the pier! Ahahaha
by EvanC7 November 8, 2023
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Queenscliff

Just another inbred town on the Bellarine Peninsula east of Geelong. Still, buying a house here would really set you back just because it's close to the sea.
Ami: Hey Rachel, how are things?
Rachel: Not good. I've got to go to Queenscliff these summer holidays with my idiot parents because I still don't have a boyfriend and haven't moved out. They're trying to get rid of me even though they've forgotten what it's like to be poor and young obviously!
Ami: Jeez Louise, that sucks. Beware of all the bogans.
by EvanC7 November 8, 2023
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Kaelyn

Basically a psycho bitch. Probably a pompous lesbian who doesn't give a crap about how others feel.
by EvanC7 November 12, 2023
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Ivan Milat

A selfish arsehole who shot backpackers who didn't deserve to die in Australia's Balangalow State Forest
Because of crimes committed by the scum of humanity such as Ivan Milat, Australia now has some of the harshest gun restrictions in the world.
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
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Ted Bundy

A psychopathic motherfucker who raped, tortured and killed more than 30 women during the 1970s.
Ted Bundy is a right dirtbag who got excommunicated by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints when they realised what a hypocrite he was
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
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not giving a shit about the Third World

Pretty self-explanatory card from Cards Against Humanity.
Simon: Hey, what does not giving a shit about the Third World mean?
Justin: Basically it means you don't care about the problems of people from the most poor nations, duh.
by EvanC7 December 31, 2023
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Bullshit

Paul: Why are you late?
Riley: It's my mum's fault. She's a cleaner who I've got to rely on for transport as I can't drive and don't have my driver's licence.
Paul: Enough with the bullshit! You're fired!
by EvanC7 November 27, 2023
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