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dut dut

The cylindrical cardboard center of the roll of toilet paper, so called because if you put it to your lips and make a sound like a trumpet, you say "dut-dut dut-dut."
Be sure to throw away the dut dut when you put the new roll of toilet paper on. Also, we needed to bring a bunch of dut duts to school to make an art project.
by Elsbeth January 29, 2007
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smaze

A smog like haze; a bleak, gray sky; poor visibility.
A chronic Smaze sat upon the coast like COPD upon a smoker's chest.
by elsbeth April 15, 2014
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Noodle Groovin'

When someone on drugs cant stop moving. Dancing without any music in a herky jerky manor. Tweaking, twitching, etc.
This crazy meth head bitch was noodle groovin' so hard in front of walmart that she failed to notice how naked she was
by elsbeth April 22, 2020
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General Chen

When a Navy veteran insists on using vasoline and surgical gloves to play doctor.
He seemed like such an upstanding citizen until he took me home for a General Chen.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022
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Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.
I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.
by elsbeth April 30, 2022
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Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
by elsbeth May 1, 2022
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dirty christiansen

When having sex with a viking goddess ends abruptly after she finishes before he does. Leaving him no choice but to finish himself off resulting in cum on his hand which he then unintentionally wipes across his chin.
I never saw a man gag so dramatically as that one I pulled a dirty Christiansen on. Even after I told him how good it was for his skin!
by elsbeth May 8, 2022
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