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1. A person, place, thing or event which is in every aspect influenced by the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
see also: wooification
2. A person, place, thing or event that is violent, ultra-violent or stylistically violent either in and of themselves or due to a general similarity to the stylized violence found in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
see also: wooification
"Did you see The Matrix, when Neo was blasting with that gatling gun from the helicopter and the shells were falling? Tell me that wasn't wooified!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
Get the wooified mug.1. An act of violence.
2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.
2. An act of ultra-violence or stylized violence after the manner of that which is portrayed in the films of famed Hong Kong director John Woo.
3. The effect of the influence of famed Hong Kong director John Woo's film-making style on a person, place, thing or event.
"Bitch, if you don't gimme my money I'm gonna have to introduce yo ass to some serious wooification."
"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."
"Man, I don't think all these old folks who came to see Windtalkers are prepared for the wooification which they are about to be exposed to."
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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Get the pisstivity mug."If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
Get the bitch-slappery mug.1. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that has elevated the act of being a bitch-ass to that of high art.
2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.
2. A person, place, thing, event, circumstance or situation that is so extreme in it's unfortunateness as to warrant a designation of being bitch-assed to the utmost degree.
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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2. Outright bad luck.
3. Anything that is generally fucked up.
4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.
5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.
2. Outright bad luck.
3. Anything that is generally fucked up.
4. The opinions of Orlando Ramos.
5. Anything being generally jacked up after the manner of the existence of Orlando Ramos.
"My computer crashed, my dog died and the retarded kids at my job are goin' crazy! AWWWWWW RAMOSITY!"
by El-Keter April 13, 2006
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2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.
3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.
4. A sneaky or stealthy person.
5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.
2. A person infected with H.I.V. or the A.I.D.S. virus.
3. Somone who is either secretive or in denial about their status as a carrier of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S.
4. A sneaky or stealthy person.
5. An urban practitioner of the ancient art of Ninjistu.
"You ain't heard? Laquana got that ghetto ninja."
"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
"Goddamn man, last night when I was walking home Jonn dropped down out of a tree and tried to merc me with some shurikens like he's a fuckin' ghetto ninja!"
by El-Keter July 24, 2002
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