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Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.
My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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Booty

When used as an adjective, it means something undesirable, sketchy, or untrue. Completely interchangeable with bullshit.
She said you were her first? That's booty.

What a load of booty.

This place is booty, let's go choke ourselves in the shower.
by EDKirk January 20, 2011
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Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.
I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"
by EDKirk June 1, 2011
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Smoothie

A Smoothie is someone with a smooth brain, who is stupid. Koala bears have smooth brains instead of wrinkled brains and are notoriously stupid animals.
"Bugga me m8, looks loik we got ourselves a propa smoothie!"

"This comment section is full of smoothies."
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt
After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA
by EDKirk March 14, 2019
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fammoly

An attempt at cleverness (the word ammo haphazardly shoved into the word family). Bootlickers use this term to refer to their fellow bootlickers. People who use this term have an IQ that is measured in fractions
Grandma isn't looking so good. Better call the fammoly to take her out back and shoot her
by EDKirk September 17, 2020
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Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly
I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball
by EDKirk April 4, 2012
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