Dylan684's definitions

Metropixels

The lack of megapixels in the camera phones available for MetroPCS cellular service subscribers.

Tom: Damnit! I can't see nicole's nipples in this perfectly centered boob shot, this cam phone pic is too blurry

Chris: F***ing metropixels!

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Stupid-Smart Phone

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.

"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Grenade Filter

The small plastic filter inserted by the manufacturer at the mouth of a bottle of liquor, designed to slow the flow of alcohol when pouring a drink, ultimately to prevent unwanted drunken sex with an extremely ugly, fat, or hairy female.

Jimmy, leave the grenade filter on the Jose Cuervo, this house party is full of fatties and double baggers

by Dylan684 August 9, 2010

Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at guitar hero

Bro, seriously, you're such a guitar zero

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

Lolapaloser

Someone who uses "lol" at both the beginning and the end of a sentence in a text message, or some other form of modern technologically advanced communication.

(facbook chat log)

John: ey girl, i saw your boobs at willy's kegger last night

Sally: lol i know it was such a crazy party lol

John: um okay lolapaloser

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Pofular

Someone who is popular on the dating website POF (Plenty of Fish) due to either being extremely attractive, or having a funny or well written profile bio. Or no kids.

"How did he meet all those girls?"

"He's Pofular"

"Damn!"

by Dylan684 September 20, 2014