DwightIsAlmighty's definitions

Jabloony

when you accidentally eat rotten or expired processed meat which leads to a bad stomach ache or gas.

this morning I was cooking bacon and took a bite... realized it was Jabloony

oof

by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019

Puff Puff Pass Nigga

When Inca haired Motha fuckas be taking your blunt.

Its puff puff pass nigga give me blunt before I rape you

by DwightIsAlmighty July 23, 2019

Twitcking

A combination of titting (to suck a tit, or to let someone suck your tit), twitching (to slightly convulse), twit (rather a British word used for silly, foolish, or dumb), ticking (to be in the act of making a really cringy tik tok), and witting (when you act smart, and you use a lot of 'smart words' to act smart, but you're actually stupid).

To twitch while you suck someone's tits, when you are a twit, while making a tik tok, and then to wit.

"Ewwwww. Last night, Rod was twitcking Eliza"
"Gross"

by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019

Non-Irish Leprechaun

My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.

Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.

by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019

dull behind

another word used for 'dumb ass' that has satisfied both 'dumb' and 'ass' in a rather proper term.

I'm such a dull behind. They're acting like a dull behind.

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Michael Scott

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.

stop being such a Michael Scott!

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

shaploppy

when you are sitting on the toilet, and you shit, and the water hits your ass because of the weight of the shit.

I was in the bathroom, when the shaploppy startled me. I was sleeping, so the shaploppy woke me up

by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019