Doogan08's definitions

Chicken Burger

Imagine the most dry but somehow succulent RSPCA-approved chicken breast, crumbed and deep-fried

Blanketed with 2 of the most fatty, alarmingly black but strangely arousing delicious bacon strips
covered in the perfect amount of cheese to the point where it creates a river of sloppy gravy cheese mess at the bottom of your paper tray.. and the gravy? rich, unapologetically thick
all held together (not really) by the two most immaculate knotted. seeded. bread. rolls.

"mm cunt.. I can't wait for smoko so I can have me fucking chicken burger.."

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Fark Moi

The phrase is used by Australians daily, and nationwide.
generally used when something amusing is witnessed or retold

Cocko: "Apparently the boss crashed into a powerline so we've gotta fix it with no overtime"
Dameo: "Fark Moi cunt you're joking?"

by Doogan08 February 12, 2025

Warden

Warden, the embarrassing ward on R6's ass. The most useless and selfish "roamer" in Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6 Siege. Instead of reinforcing the point or taking a tactical spot within proximity of said point, he will be mag dumping a random wall with the gun, all warden mains foam at the mouth over, the SMG-12. Simply to prove the point, it has "no recoil". and then proceed to give the nearest attacker a boosie fade WITH said SMG-12, use his glasses AFTER he's been flashbanged, shoot his own teammate and break at least 6 team gadgets before ultimately dying and then complaining about how Siege has "too many cheaters"

"I'm so excited to play Siege tonight, I hope I don't get paired up with a warden!"
*a few moments later*..
*The person from the example has already logged off for the night*

by Doogan08 February 1, 2026