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Bangometric Pressure

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.
Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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tip balls

When your balls are on the tip of your dick. Everything below the balls is useless.
That guy's got tip balls, he can't satisfy anyone or anything.

I heard he's got tip balls and that's why she's not happy.

You can't do much when you've got tip balls.
by Discoinsterno November 14, 2013
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Tip Dragger

Giant penis that hangs so low it rubs the ground.
I heard Mandi's boyfriend is a total Tip Dragger. That guy's huge.
by Discoinsterno March 14, 2015
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Five C’s

Color, Cut, Clarity, Carat, and the Cunt you buy it for.
Your girl’s gonna love that ring. You got all Five c’s bro! Especially the last one.
by Discoinsterno January 2, 2019
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swine on a sign

Similar to a Cop in a Box, Swine on a sign is a police radar gun attached to a speed limit sign
Slammed on my damn brakes when I saw that Swine on a Sign catching me flyin
by Discoinsterno May 27, 2018
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mop titties

Breasts so large and hang so low that you could mop the floors while walking around with them.
This place is filthy, and the floors are sticky. We should have Suzy over to clean up with those mop titties of hers.
by Discoinsterno April 19, 2018
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