Demarates's definitions

Lotus Elise

Tiny, uncomfortable car for those who cannot afford a Porsche.

I test-drove a Lotus Elise once. It took me 45 minutes, a shoehorn and a jar of KY to fit into it.

by Demarates May 18, 2006

Siberian special

to perform oral sex on a male while the partner has ice cubes (or crushed ice) in her (or his) mouth.

When properly executed, this is quite a treat.

It would seem Sarah gave him a Siberian special, he was quite pleased.

by Demarates May 19, 2006

lotus kiss

Anilingus aka going down on the other side.

It would seem some chinese hookers specialize in giving their customers a lotus kiss, which is quite popular in those regions.

by Demarates May 1, 2006

banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.

Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.

by Demarates May 12, 2006

nasty williams

aka Serena Williams, an extremely butch female tennis player.

I was so bored bored I watched womens' tennis last night.

Who was playing ?

Williams vs Sharapova.

Which Williams ?

Nasty Williams.

by Demarates May 13, 2006

baboon ass

When a balding male gets sunburn on the top of his head. The red bald spot on the top of his head, partly covered with hair, will show an uncanny resemblance with a baboons backside.

He should have covered his head, not he's got a headache and a baboon ass...

by Demarates May 14, 2006

pokeable

Simply that which is considered worthy of being poked.

Sure, that Hilton is dumb as a post, but she's still pokeable.

by Demarates August 21, 2006