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Waste of time

Searching up this.
You are obviously bored enough to search up waste of time
by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 20, 2017
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Banana

Why the hell are you searching up banana? Simpleton.
by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 20, 2017
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Slegs Benedict

To crack on egg over one's anus, then fuck it so hard that it scrambles.
Come over here and I'll give you some slegs benedict
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Romanian Blowfly

The act of inserting a pea into a straw, shoving the end of it into one's vagina or anus and blow vigorously on the other side of the straw, shooting the pea into the preferred orifice. It can be either used as a form of pleasure (some like it?) or pain (kinky?)
I gave Svetlana a Romanian Blowfly and she couldn't stand up for a week.
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Reverse Raptus

To cut off a man's genitals, proceed to rape him with them and then forcefeed them to him
Be careful or I WILL Reverse Raptus you!!!
by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 12, 2017
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Word Rape

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.
Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.
by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017
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Rectafolopple

To insert a foreign object in ones rectum or anus (for pleasure reasons, accidentally or because one is incredibly stupid)
Sometimes when I'm alone, I rectafolopple myself

My girl rectafoloppled me last night

You are a rectafoloppling idiot
by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes February 10, 2017
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