Danlod2's definitions

bidiot

An idiot on a bicycle - someone cycling and phoning at the same time without their hands on the handlebars and going through a red light or two generally causing chaos and neglecting all known traffic laws.

Look at that bidiot over there. I hope he falls of his damn bike and smashes his phone.

by Danlod2 November 14, 2018

snook

Action triggered by the state of feeling close-to-death hunger combined with impatience waiting for your dinner to be ready so you eat it lukewarm out of the pan anyway. Fusion of the verbs ‘to snack’ and ‘to cook’:

I just can't wait any longer. I'm going to have to snook some of the curry even if it isn't ready yet.
Stop snooking and wait for your dinner to finish cooking!

by Danlod2 November 15, 2018

drumble

Describes the sensation one feels when being woken up from a dream after dreaming about falling/tumbling.

I was having a funny dream there and now you have drumbled me.

by Danlod2 November 15, 2018

guessmile

(verb) - when you didn't understand what someone said and don't want to ask them to repeat themselves multiple times and just guess that they said something funny and smile.

It was way too loud to make out what he was saying so I just guessmiled at him

by Danlod2 April 27, 2018

freedy

Fusion of the words ‘freebie’ and ‘greedy’. Used to describe someone who tries to get as many freebies as possible e.g. at a conference or trade fair.

She came back with loads of stuff from the trade fair - she's so freedy.

by Danlod2 May 16, 2019

overgoogle

to google too much about (something): to put too much time into googling about (something) in a way that is more harmful than helpful

Conspiracy theorists have definitely overgoogled the question “Who really blew up the twin towers”.

by Danlod2 May 8, 2020

oddnique

a combination of odd and unique to describe absolutely obscure and exceptional moments that make you smile about the absurdity of life.

I had an oddnique moment yesterday evening when a housemate of mine came back from Stuttgarter Wasen. She was in a good mood though it had been quite an odyssey for her to get home using several transportation systems including, walking, hitchhiking, taking the train and finally the bike. Unfortunately, she lost her jacket but somehow found herself a new one. She also lost her phone and had severe problems with breathing in her tight dress. Eventually she found out that it was the phone she had kept in her dress that was preventing her from breathing.

by Danlod2 May 4, 2023