Dankmemes4jesus's definitions

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018

Gabagooch

When a jersey woman is run and that shit looks like Arby's roast beef

Would've tapped it but that gabagooch steered me off.

by Dankmemes4jesus February 7, 2026