Dankdaddy69's definitions

zoe

An asshole who thinks dogs should have more rights than humans. She also is a hard core feminist. She will never find a man because she is so damn ugly. She also thinks men are overrated. Normally, she dates dogs.

Person 1: Why is that person fucking a dog?
Person 2:Oh, that's zoe

by Dankdaddy69 June 3, 2018

Mlgsamuel

He is a god at everything. When he looks at girls they squirt on him. He has a collection of over 500 dildos. He playes fortnight 23 hours a day. When you look into his eyes you see the pits of hell.

Person 1: Yo I just saw a Mlgsamuel

Person 2: Was it magical?
Person 1: Yea

by Dankdaddy69 February 16, 2018