DPScherer's definitions

GINSAP

Spelled GNSAP is an acronym for "Gender Neutral Sub-Surface Access Point". A politically correct replacement for the term Manhole.

Open the GINSAP so we can repair the water main.

by DPScherer July 18, 2019

Snackappella

Eating a snack food (i.e. potato chips or pretzels) without a beverage.

"I ran out of beer so I ate my chips snackappella."

by DPScherer September 14, 2019

homogefication

The act of turning something good for some into something palatable for many.

Disney's homogefication of the Star Wars universe has angered many long-time fans.

by DPScherer September 29, 2021

Camerapulsive

The opposite of photogenic.

Someone who always manages to look bad in a photograph.

"John's eyes are always closed in my pictures. He is so camerapulsive."

by DPScherer January 3, 2019

Hamroids

A form of steroids given to pigs to help grow the meat in their rear legs.

“Would you look at the size of that Ham? The farmer must be using Hamroids on his pigs.”

by DPScherer October 31, 2023

SacraMentos

A fresh, minty replacement for the bread used in a child’s Communion ceremony.

“The children looked forward to their Communion ritual because they loved receiving the SacraMentos”

by DPScherer November 1, 2023

Macular Conception

A condition of the eyes causing severe loss of central vision stemming from the belief that the Virgin Mary was free of original sin from the moment of her conception.

“He believed so deeply in the virgin birth, that he nearly went blind. from Macular Conception”

by DPScherer November 12, 2023