DIF's definitions

Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

by DIF May 23, 2007

gingerballs

A derisive term for a red-haired male.

Hey you, hey gingerballs...where are you going? Are you going to a dick meeting?

by DIF October 28, 2007

sexnology

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.

Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.

by DIF May 9, 2008

bijack

To entice a heterosexual into a homosexual encounter.

Friend: Umm, Ken, I don't know how to tell you this, but that bitch Stacey just bijacked your girl Barbie.

Ken: Can we watch?

by DIF August 10, 2008

twittergrieving

Shameless e-weeping over the untimely death of a celebrity, say, Robin Williams.

If I see one more twittergrieving post about Robin Williams, my head's gonna explode.

by DIF August 12, 2014