D-Man's definitions

quatch

used by druggies, a quater of an ounce

Man, are we buyin that quatch

by D-Man April 16, 2005

Steaming Bullet

When you tranfer a fart from one ass to another

"Man that was fross i felt that rumble"
"Thats what i call a steaming bullet"

by D-Man May 13, 2005

bgoat

bgoat meenz the best at thug2 n 1 glitching and owner of all n00bs like u

www.bgoat.com is tha site of noobs that bgoat own3s.BUT BGOAT SITE ISNT A NOOBISH SITE ITS 4 KEWL PPL

by d-man March 25, 2005

Titty do

This is when you can't find some hoe's gap because the hoes belly hangs out farther than the hoes titty's do.

Damn, I wanted to get all up in Monique's gap, but she got a titty do.

by D-Man January 28, 2005

Stupid John

* a john which connot be bothered

* a john that won't have sex

* a john that cant get erect

* a john that sighs alot

* a john that takes up smoking

* a john with a lazy penis

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"

"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"

"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"

"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"

by D-man February 16, 2005

p-funk

derogatory term for a skank's melodorous vaginal.

Did you get a whiff of that ho's p-funk? I can smell it over here.

by d-man June 8, 2004

bedice

A whip-like slap using the back of the hand directed at the target's chest. Contact should be made with the index, middle, and ring finger against the target's nipple.

Cary bediced Don after the foosball game.

by D-Man March 26, 2004