Cynicool's definitions

residentical

A housing development where every dwelling is exactly alike.

My life was boring growing up in a residentical neighborhood.

by Cynicool January 9, 2016

megamnesia

The propensity of a mass audience to forget what they've just seen or heard.

Why do they keep running these same fucktards for high office? Are they banking on America's megamnesia?

by Cynicool January 9, 2016

capitaholic

A person utterly addicted to capitalism to the exclusion of all else.

It's impossible to have an intelligent discussion about social welfare issues with a confirmed capitaholic.

by Cynicool July 21, 2019

denabler

Someone who hampers one's ability to do the wrong thing.

I hate my old lady's persistent criticism, but I have to give her props as first class denabler.

by Cynicool December 14, 2019

ordealistic

Drawn to activities that have an element of suffering.

He's so ordealistic that every vacation he takes involves some trek from hell or other form of suffering.

by Cynicool May 7, 2019

partisanize

To make every disagreement about anything a partisan matter.

When I pointed out that giving an enormous tax break to the uber-wealthy obviously would promote even greater inequality than currently existed, he accused me of trying to partisanize the issue.

by Cynicool May 29, 2019

prostanoia

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

by Cynicool June 3, 2019