Cwips's definitions

tapesty

A word Endorphous uses to describe something that has a pleasing flavour. Usually applies to Ducks and Sings.

My worbd, those ducks look tapesty.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

ducks and sings

Crisp, defeathered beasts and associated accompaniments usually seen displayed on dooks in glass duckdows in Asian restaurants.

What do you feel like to eat? I saw some ducks and sings hangin in da windows.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

duckdow

Special type of brightly lit, ultra clear glass encasement for displaying Asian delicacies such as ducks and sings.

Sh@nny's duckdow was destroyed in the office Jihad.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

firty fwee

The way that endorphous pronounces the number 33. Sumsing to do wibv his speepch impebdimenpt.

Do you know which episode it was?
33.
Firty Fwee?
Thir-ty Th-ree.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

dook

Special type of hook used to suspend ducks and sings from in duckdows.

How many ducks can you suspend from that dook?

Firty Fwee.

by Cwips February 12, 2004

STEAM DREAM BEAM CREAM

Endorphous occasionally answers his mobi pho with this phrase. It's true meaning is not known, however the term was coined around the same time as "a nailed christ hand" & "on claw towel gin".

A Steam Dream Beam Cream.
Hi,is Norman there?
He's gone.

by Cwips February 15, 2004

durvey

A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.

I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.

by Cwips February 15, 2004