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When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010
Get the Spider Legs mug.A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010
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for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
for homosexuals: the same act replacing a woman with a man
when i walked into Stephen Harper's office i saw him performing the jerkypoo with Peter MacKay
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
Dick Cheney and his wife perform the jerkypoo every night.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Get the Jerkypoo mug.the desease of having a small penis and over-compensating for it with large expensive muscular items such as hummers, trucks bigger than required, big guns, and way too much muscle.
look at that man driving his big expensive souped-up hummer, he must have Gherkinson's Desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
i have to go pump some more iron because unfortunately i have the gherkinson's desease.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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Get the Gherkinoid mug.she lent him even more money just because he told her to? she is such a push-over.
she tells him to do everything and he does it, he is a push-over.
she tells him to do everything and he does it, he is a push-over.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
Get the push-over mug.we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.
the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.
a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.
the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.
a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.
by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008
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