Cumgutters's definitions

Ryan Reynolds

Any guy who reads this knows that you drop everything and everyone you love if Ryan Reynolds said he would fuck you

Girlfriend"if you could cheat on me with one person who would it be."

Boyfriend"Ryan Reynolds easy."
Girlfriend"You would cheat on me with a guy."
Boyfriend" If it was Ryan Reynolds then yes immediately."

by Cumgutters April 22, 2022

Wisconsin Two Wrap

The last resort act of wrapping your dick in cheese cloth twice in the event a condom is not present

(Joe) Damn I don't have condom
(Wendy) Don't worry we can just use a Wisconsin Two Wrap

by Cumgutters November 1, 2025

Pinkie CreamPie

A sexual act where the woman is creampied while on her period and the secreted semen turns pink

John:"My girl was on her period so I gave her a Pinkie CreamPie"
Jack:"Dude thats sick you're a legend"

by Cumgutters January 28, 2026