CrypticCurrency's definitions

Life

No meaning.

What's the meaning of life

Nothing

by CrypticCurrency June 4, 2022

Mullingar

A town in County Westmeath, in midlands Ireland. Home to the famous singer of the former band One Direction such as Niall Horan.

What's da craic? I come from Mullingar, a town which is located an hour west of Dublin.

by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022

Kenmare

A town in County Kerry, Ireland, located 30 km south of Killarney. The name in Irish means ''the little nest'' which is surrounded by mountains which includes the crossings of the mountains such as the Caha Pass and Moll's Gap.

I've been to Kenmare lots of times but too tired to go there for another 100 fuckin times.

by CrypticCurrency March 27, 2022

Ennistimon

Ennistimon is a town in Clare, Ireland. A fucking town which has of course the same fucking name as Ennis. The town "Ennistymon" has "Ennis" in it see?!.

Where do you live?

Oh I'm from Ennistimon, it's located in County Clare in the west of Ireland!

by CrypticCurrency March 30, 2022

Ballina

A small town in County Mayo, situated 69 km from Sligo.

1: Do you live in Ballina?!

2: Mhm, but it's a shyt town.

by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022

Skibbereen

The town in west Cork on the N71 road which is bypassed by it. Some locals are dickheads in that town;

Oh hey bro!

Ye, what's up?

Where you going ha?

Skibbereen, why?

Skibbereen is a shit place.

by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022

Macroom

Macroom, is a town in Mid-West Cork, located 40 km west of Cork city and 48 km from Killarney.

The town is a friendly town which is going to become a commuter town for Cork city.

It has 3,243 people living in Macroom town.

Mom: Wanna go to Macroom son?

Son: No mom, Macroom is too far away and we live all the way in Youghal, in East Cork.

Mom: I guess you don't want to get ice cream there then...

Son: OH OK, PLEASE PLEASE CAN I GO?!

Mom: Ok.

by CrypticCurrency April 3, 2022