Crotchfire's definitions

smooshy-mushy

it is THE milkshake, which brings all the boys to the yard.

The smooshy-mushy brings all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours; I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

wiggly

a flaccid penis, similar to smooshy mushy, or other phallic symbol which is not fully rigid

He waved his wiggly in my face before shoving it down my throat

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

Chompers

The mascott of Allegheny College, portrayed often by a short blonde female, enjoys smooshy-mushy, and an occasional wiggly.

Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down the steps due to its large feet.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005

Chompers

The mascot of Allegheny College, often portrayed by a short, drunk, blonde female, who enjoys smooshy mushy and wiggly

Chompers is often inebriated, and enjoys falling down stairs due to its immense feet.

by Crotchfire February 6, 2005