Crissov's definitions

German wax

The pubic hairstyle where there is no hair left, worn by more women than men. This result cannot only be achieved by waxing, but also by shaving, plucking and depilating or by permanent techniques that involve either chemicals or high-energy light (“lasers”). It appeared throughout history and cultures for aesthetic and hygienic reasons, but is probably most popular today.

It is often confused with the Brazilian wax, but The Brazilian may leave a tiny strip of hair, known as landing strip, mohawk, pinstripe or pencil cut. The Hollywood wax or just The Hollywood, however, is the same as the German wax. Other colloquial synonyms include Full Monty (because everything is gone), Kojak or Yul Brynner (bald actors), Bald Eagle, White Tiger and Sphinx.

In Hollywood, there are Brazilians getting German waxes.

by Crissov January 30, 2014

lose a snow-white

If you score a single goal in a game and your opponent seven.

Nobody in the whole wilde world would have thought that Brazil would lose a snow-white against Germany in the 2014 World Cup semi-finals. But they did.

by Crissov July 9, 2014

thonkini

Portmonteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thongini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thonkini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

thongini

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

bimini

A mini bikini, possibly a thonkini, covering slightly more than a micro bikini.

Wow, her bikini provides minimal coverage. I guess you call it a bimini.

by Crissov November 8, 2013

milk and honey

White sperm (milk) and yellow urine (honey), usually called thus when poured over the body or face, possibly into the mouth, of a female or gay porn star(let) as the final act of videotaped sex. Most people find this as disgusting as other kinds of salirophilia, for others doing, receiving or watching it is a fetish.

Last night I asked my girlfriend whether she would like some milk and honey – and she went for it! Next time I’ll give her chocolate.

by Crissov November 9, 2013

.oO(...)

A classic ASCII art thought bubble as found in comics, also comes in shortened forms:

.o(thought)

oO(idea)
.O(eureka)
o(really?)
.(hmm)

… and can contain other ASCII art instead of text.

— I really like you! .oO(LOVE)
— Yeah, me too .oO(...)

by Crissov August 13, 2016