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Having sex with someone who works at a Disney theme park. This is very common for gay male cast members of Walt Disney World (near Orlando, Florida) and other gay guys who who live in the area.
Friend: "Hey, what's going on?"
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
Gay Guy: "Nothing much.. I'm online trying to find a Disney Fuck for the afternoon."
Friend: "Dude, try to find me a Peter Pan while you're at it."
by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
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by CrazyJay June 10, 2009
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by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Alfredo mug.Any person, male or female, gay or straight, who allows men to cum inside them without properly cleaning between sexual encounters. This allows for more than one person's sperm to be inside them at the same time.
"I screwed that blonde chic last night but her pussy felt all wet and sloppy."
"That's cuz I fucked her just before you did and she still had my cum inside her when you tapped it. Dude, you were fucking a personal sperm bank!"
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by CrazyJay November 22, 2009
Get the Personal Sperm Bank mug.A hairdo where the hair is lifted extremely high. This usually involves a large amount of mousse and/or hairspray. The term "teased" is a normal term in hairdressing to mean fluffed, altered, and styled. "To Jesus" is a reference which means the hair is raised so high, it almost reaches the sky, or Heaven.
Did you see Tina's new hairdo? I swear it was teased to Jesus! For a moment, I thought it was 1984 again.
by CrazyJay September 17, 2010
Get the Teased to Jesus mug.Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."
Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
by CrazyJay August 9, 2010
Get the Unintentional Stem mug.A hybrid of "whore" and "delicious. An adjective which means a person is sexually attractive. It can also be used to describe slutty things that are considered to be attractive.
by CrazyJay November 17, 2010
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