Crash's definitions

jackofasaur

an albino faggot who sleeps with his mother and jacks off to his sister and likes bonin guys in the ass

oh shit cover your asses here comes the jackofasaur

by crash April 26, 2005

get high

the name of the school in galesville ettrick and trempealeau wisconsin

person 1: where do you go to school?
person 2: hey man i go to GET high

by crash April 26, 2005

craptor

Crappy version of raptor

Look at this raptor!
Thats so a craptor.

by Crash August 26, 2004

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

stick

(V) The act of hitting

I swear if he gets in my face ima stick him right in his shit

by Crash May 13, 2005

Tra la la

Penis , also known as a ding ding dong

OOOOOO You touched my tra la la.

by Crash May 19, 2004

dephaperana

a person whose insanity is exceeded only by their rampent sex drive.

That girl is such a dephaperana. Just look at her go.

by Crash June 9, 2004