Crab-Rangoon's definitions

Peaking Duck

The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.

Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.

by Crab-Rangoon March 13, 2019

Yankee Chainsaw

When you pack your ass full of toilet paper then rip the wad out as an alternative to conventional wiping.

I was too lazy to reach and wipe so I loaded up a yankee chainsaw. Came out clean as a whistle!

by Crab-Rangoon May 17, 2019

dogtuna

When a girl has too much of the sex, then doesn’t clean for days. The smell down there resembles a dog carrying a tuna in its mouth for days after it has gone rotten.

Oh my stars, Susan has a dogtuna today. She must be a dirty whore.

by Crab-Rangoon June 10, 2021