Cow998's definitions

Ryan Helsley

A washed pitcher on the mets with a 10 ERA whose sole purpose is just to blow games

"We have to score atleast 20 runs so Ryan Helsley won't blow the fucking game"

by Cow998 September 5, 2025

67

The heir to the throne and descendant of 69

67 is the most powerful number of present times, 69 is the most powerful number in history

by Cow998 September 20, 2025

Yankees

A team whose fanbase will keep bringing up their 27 world series wins that were won during the permian period but haven't won anything since

"the yankees got eliminated but 27 rings brooo"

by Cow998 October 13, 2025