Corrieface's definitions

Listerscream

When you swallow mouthwash and is unpleasant so you scream.

I swallowed that mouthwash by accident then I listerscreamed

by Corrieface October 1, 2020

Cropperfied

When someone is very organised and methodical, in reference to the British Soap Opera character Roy Cropper. Often used in job interviews and on CVs, particularly for jobs in trendy cafes.

He always keeps up to date with his filing. He's very cropperfied.

by Corrieface November 11, 2020

Maxined

Leaving a party too soon, inspired by the British Soap character Maxine Peacock who left a party early and was bludgeoned to death.

He totally Maxined on my birthday party.

by Corrieface November 11, 2020

Maya

A Monday where everything goes wrong. Inspired by the episode of the British Soap Opera Coronation Street in which the characters Dev and Sunita are kidnapped and locked in burning building by Dev's ex girlfriend Maya Sharma on a Monday

I had an absolute Maya last week. I broke my leg, lost my debit card and my rash started eczema itching again

by Corrieface November 11, 2020

Webstache

The style of facial hair that perfectly suits the wearers face. Popularised by the Coronation Street character Kevin Webster who wore Britain's most celebrated moustache in the 80's

You need to regrow your goattee. It was your absolute Webstache.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

I'm phelan like Pat did

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat did.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Bet Lynched

To verbally destroy someone. Term became widely used as a result of the British Soap Opera character Bet Lynch, a wise cracking barmaid famous for put downs.

Don't nit pick with them. Last time I did I got Bet Lynched.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020