Cooch1000's definitions

Half-Cog

Adj. Someone who is dim-witted, especially from New England. Short for "Half-Cognitive".
Half-Cogs are so incredibly stupid, they can only relate to other Half-Cogs for any form of reasoning.

Jim: "That guy over there has been trying to put his shoes on for like 15 minutes..."

Todd: "Dude, he's wearing sandals..."

Jim: "That's what I'm saying. He's a total Half-Cog!"

by Cooch1000 January 2, 2014

Nitwit

A nimrod. Numbskull. Dolt. Intelligence level of a Nit (Louse egg).

"It's a wonder that nitwit can even breathe properly."

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Dimmy McWit

A nitwit. Moron.

"Dimmy McWit behind the counter over there gave me the wrong change twice in a row!"

by Cooch1000 April 12, 2019

Nimmy McRod

A Nimrod.

"Thanks to Nimmy McRod forgetting to lock the door, crackheads stole all my stuff."

by Cooch1000 April 14, 2019

Tooly McBag

A loser. Scumbag. Tool.

"We were having a great time until Tooly McBag showed up."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Dippy McShit

A complete and hopeless dipshit. Moron. Loser.

"Dippy McShit slowed down to 25 mph in the middle lane and got stuffed by a tractor trailer."

by Cooch1000 April 18, 2019

Fluckinasshole

Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.

Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)

by Cooch1000 October 9, 2021