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When you are quite drunk on a night out but one of your friends or someone you are with is so steaming that you have to take care of them and your opwn drunkiness becomes irrelevant
Billy: Were you drunk last night?
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.
Billy: Rage. You should have just left him
Bob: I was but when i seen how drunk Timmy was i switched in to Nurse Mode.
Billy: Rage. You should have just left him
by Colm.. April 6, 2010
Get the Nurse Mode mug.The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.
*Bob falls on his bum during night out*
*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*
*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.
*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*
*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.
by Colm.. April 14, 2009
Get the Drafted mug.Morning after the night before breath. The horrible taste in your mouth after you wake up following a night of drinking.
Bob: Oh man I woke up this morning and had to wash my teeth for 8 minutes to get rid of my MANBB
Billy: Shut up. Now
Billy: Shut up. Now
by Colm.. March 31, 2009
Get the MANBB mug.The ultimate drinking game. Played by at least three people sat in a circle. The game begins with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Slaps. Whats the object? To get fucked.'
The person that starts in number 1 must shout out '1' while tapping either their left shoulder or their right shoulder. Whatever shoulder is tapped that is the direction the play goes so the next person is number 2. This continues until you get to number 7. Whoever is number 7 must place one hand over the other and the top hand decides the direction. Number 8 and 9 are the same as before but on number 10 you must point to someone who then has to drink for then has to drink for 10 seconds. If someone messes up before that they must drink for that number of seconds.
The person that starts in number 1 must shout out '1' while tapping either their left shoulder or their right shoulder. Whatever shoulder is tapped that is the direction the play goes so the next person is number 2. This continues until you get to number 7. Whoever is number 7 must place one hand over the other and the top hand decides the direction. Number 8 and 9 are the same as before but on number 10 you must point to someone who then has to drink for then has to drink for 10 seconds. If someone messes up before that they must drink for that number of seconds.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (Shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Slaps! Whats the object to get fucked!
*Bob messes up on number 7*
Timmy and Billy Together: AHHHHH wanker. drink for 7 seconds!
Billy: You're such a tool Bob
*Bob messes up on number 7*
Timmy and Billy Together: AHHHHH wanker. drink for 7 seconds!
Billy: You're such a tool Bob
by Colm.. March 31, 2009
Get the Slaps mug.No not the terribly poptastic Danish band. The joint top best drinking game ever. Very similar to slaps except with letters of the alphabet instead of numbers.
Game starts with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!' Consonants are represented by a slap of the shoulder which also decides the direction, while vowels are represented by putting one hand over the other, with the top hand deciding direction. If someone messes up they drink for the number of seconds that letter represents. i.e. d equals 4 seconds.Instead of counting the seconds though you must count up in letters e.g. A, B, C, D instead of 1,2,3,4. If someone messes up on 'A' however there is a 10 second drinking penalty.
Game starts with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!' Consonants are represented by a slap of the shoulder which also decides the direction, while vowels are represented by putting one hand over the other, with the top hand deciding direction. If someone messes up they drink for the number of seconds that letter represents. i.e. d equals 4 seconds.Instead of counting the seconds though you must count up in letters e.g. A, B, C, D instead of 1,2,3,4. If someone messes up on 'A' however there is a 10 second drinking penalty.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Alphabeat! Whats the object? To learn letters!
*Bob taps shoulder for 'A'*
Billy and Timmy Together: AHHHHH wanker! 'A' is a vowel! Drink for 10 seconds
Billy: You're such a retard Bob
*Bob taps shoulder for 'A'*
Billy and Timmy Together: AHHHHH wanker! 'A' is a vowel! Drink for 10 seconds
Billy: You're such a retard Bob
by Colm.. March 31, 2009
Get the Alphabeat mug.Bob: Man I've been up for three days straight drinking. I'm completely sleemboated
Billy: Quit being a lil bitch. Just have a good strawn
Billy: Quit being a lil bitch. Just have a good strawn
by Colm.. January 21, 2009
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