ColdFusion's definitions

culdart

Apparently texting-speak for "atleast". That is, without any space. If you type in 2853277, because you're too dumb to know 'at least' is two words, the phone apparently suggests 'culdart' to you. This editor uses proper keyboards to communicate, but knows people who actually use this like a real word on myspace and such.

im so lonley but culdart i have my teddy bear lolz!!

by ColdFusion September 3, 2009

aerosol

A deadly combination of copious intestinal gas and liquid diarrhea. The resultant combination is surprisingly humorous to everyone but the person it's happening just outside of.

"Aw MAN! I just cleaned that toilet and you had to aerosol the whole thing!"

by ColdFusion November 3, 2005

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

popliteal

The back of the knee. Analogous to the krelbow.

Hot Jenny can crack a nut with her popliteal.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

krelbow

The other side of your elbow.
Sometimes people get eczema there, but I'm really only mentioning that so the definition is longer.

She slit her wrists straight up to the krelbows.

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

kintama

Literally "golden eggs"
Japanese slang for testicles. Not to be confused for golden pillows which is what Son Goku called his grandfather's testicles (used as pillows) in Dragon Ball. Don't look at me that way...

Cracked him right in the kintama, she did!

by ColdFusion November 4, 2004

the penis song

a monty python song sung by somebody (but NOT eric idle) which describes how nice it is to have a penis.

"isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? isn't it just divine to have a dong?..."

by ColdFusion July 12, 2003