Club's definitions

hang the moon

Hang the Moon - When a dude stuffs his entire ball sack in to another dudes asshole then pulls it out creating a popping sound and shit splatters everywhere. He then scrambles up to the dudes face and hangs the sac over his mouth like a full moon. The ball sAck just hangs there and is NOT lowered in to the mouth like a teabag. The dude sits up and stretches his Neck to totally engulf the ball sack creating a reverse tea bag.

from now on no one can hang the moon in my apartment. Issac hung the moon on jerry last night the whole place was a mess

by Club April 3, 2015

three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie

John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips

by Club April 10, 2015

broken cantaloupe

A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place

Man, Judy was so horny last night her pussy looked like a broken cantaloupe.

by Club April 11, 2015

raultnee

Raultnee - Raultnee is another word for an erection, a boner, a hard on, or hard cock.

Brian said he can't even sit in the same meeting with Jennifer without getting a Raultnee and blowing a load in his pants. She's so hot he just can't handle it.

by Club April 13, 2015

gray booger

A gray booger is when s woman has absolutely no pink color to her vagina lips but only shades of gray. Even when opened the gray color remains.

Sue is smoking hot but Jeff said that when he went down on her she had a gray booger. it was fucking nasty looking.

by Club April 13, 2015

shragnoid

Shragnoid - a tiny ball of toilet paper entangled in ones ass hairs after whiping

After taking a huge shit yesterday i have a few Shragnoids in my ass hairs that i can't pick out with my fingers. Can I use your shower dude ?

by Club April 14, 2015

eat ass in hell

To eat ass in the hell- is to rot in hell, for a short time, to have a terrible feeling of anxiety and hopelessness in that moment. To acknowledge you scream out "I eat ass in hell"

1) David ran to his car during the thunderstorm. He got completely soaking wet and fell into a muddy puddle. He screamed " I eat ass in hell"

2) Roger went in to Jerry's office and said I just got fired! Jerry said dude you eat ass in hell right now

by Club April 15, 2015