Charmouche's definitions

chump

Generally, a person who lacks common sense, street smarts and a sense of self. A slow witted person. One who does not know the ways of the world. One who does not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Easily manipulated & taken advantage of. Usually operates in a field that is way above their skill-level. Incompetent. An embarrassment. Essentially a tool; a useful idiot. The chump usually thinks he is cool and suffers from over-confidence; but is just a player and is being fooled before s/he knows it.

1. Tom Cruise is the classic definition of a chump. He thinks he is smart and cool, but Alas; falls into the barrel of laughs that is moronic, delusional Scientology.

2. Most Polish people from the country of Poland qualify as chumps. (Don't believe me? Hopefully find out for yourself one day. Such pathetic immigrants I have to deal with.)

by Charmouche June 13, 2014

Zanzibar

Xanax, aka alprazolam. A black street gang slang for the illegal benzo anti-anxiety prescription drug Xanax, also known as Zannies. Take into consideration zanny + bar. (xanax bar) plus, the name of an African country, of course.

Black people and other street gangs (Mexicans too) often take this during gang wars or fighting with the police. Or to just chillax, (usually).

ex.1

''Ey yo man, you going to go drifting with me in Zanzibar?" -- Metaphor

basically (hey man, you gonna supply me with some Xanax?) -- Literal

2.

Gimme a Break . Break me off a piece of o' dem Zanzibars, nigga. Dey da mad-shit holmes, better den dat Kit-kat /Special K - aka, (KIonopin.)

by Charmouche August 25, 2016

Zoloft

Probably the most dangerous antidepressant out there. It's like the Xanax of antidepressants. You literally feel nothing on this drug and are easily irritable and irritated. Sometimes you want to become a psychopath on it, and have thoughts to hurt people or yourself. Some gangsters in the hood and corrupt cops take it with Xanax, whenever there is a gang/turf war and such, so they push it to the limit and don't feel any fear.

It is basically Psychiatric fraud and poison; soma for the masses. See: Brave New World But, big pharma don't want the common man mindless herd to know this. lol

Eric Harris of Columbine High School was a nice kid before he was prescribed Zoloft after becoming freshman at age 15, by his parents to ward off depression. Then Harris became a mental case with his bullying and went on a rampage with his friend, Dylan Klebold.

by Charmouche September 11, 2016

patsy

American slang for a gullible and weak-minded person. A patsy is a fool, usually a person that has good intentions but is deceived easily. The term originated when Irish immigrants came over to the USA, during the potato famine in the 19th century. (i.e. patsy = St. Patrick) and loads of Irish people entering the working class, were easily gullible and duped by Americans crooks/fraudsters when they settled there. Another term that isn't used very much and is more rare is, "paddy". Americans were mostly Protestants too, so calling Irish people patsy was more insulting of their Catholicism than their actual ethnicity.

It is no longer derogatory against just Irish people or religion in the USA, and is now usually used in modern society by American dads to scold their sons. It's almost like saying "Don't be a gullible pussy".

Snake Oil Sellsman: hahahaha! Those damned patsy's were duped again by our quack cures, and making us richer. It's a good thing they decided to come here, trying to take the easy way out, instead of staying in Ireland.

by Charmouche October 1, 2016

tagalong

An annoying individual who acts as a leach and keeps pestering and following you or your friends around. Unable to take care of themselves, conversations are usually one sided and dull, full of narcissistic self-talk.

Nobody likes the narcissistic tagalong and his guilt-tripping. Get a life and get a hobby, pathetic tagalong.

by Charmouche October 1, 2016

crankish

To feel "kind of" irritable and cranky, with a slight brooding or morose mood. Grumpy and bitter, but still feeling lively. Similar to angst but crankish people are often preoccupied and content with life.

Unlike angst and apprehension, people who are crankish tend to enjoy the harsh situation in the moment, rather than wallow over trivial issues. Unlike people who are edgy, people who are crankish do not want to be seen as cool and often show sarcasm, wit and dark humor. Angsty people ask why. Crankish people just sigh.

The color orange is totally crankish.

That fat school professor with the beard and wearing the nerdy 1950s glasses, is so crankish.

The misanthropic TV show character Daria was so crankish.

by Charmouche October 2, 2016

FBI

The most successful gang and terrorist organization in the USA.

They have gotten away with brainwashing gullible Americans into making themselves look like a legit organization; when in reality they are terrorists as they are not mentioned in the Constitution, and are more evil than the Italian Mafia and the Crips and Bloods.

That FBI agent came and investigated a home without a warrant, took away an innocent kids computer for no reason, and threaten to jail him if I didn't do what he wanted to do. All the while, the FBI agent is a secret pedophile and gets payed tons of cash for pretending to be tough guy.

by Charmouche October 12, 2016